we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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