How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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