We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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