All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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