When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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