ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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