I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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