that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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