Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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