She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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