after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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