love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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