You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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