You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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