Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He better not be in your backpack
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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