Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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