So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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