We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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