Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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