I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
We got so high we made milksteak
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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