I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
my being single is dangerous.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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