wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
the liver wants what the liver wants
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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