having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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