Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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