doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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