This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
