Do vagina's smell?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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