the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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