got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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