evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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