Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
