Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
This is classic penis vs brain.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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