can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
