Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
We left an ass print on the piano.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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