So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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