If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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