We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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