If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
so much tequila, so little girl.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
we're so committed to being not committed
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