everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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