omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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