It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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