Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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