just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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