So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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