some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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