Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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