Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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