I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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