Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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