Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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