so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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