how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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