Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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