woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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