ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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