we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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